These are the most ridiculous trends at Coachella music festival.
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COACHELLA is in full swing over in California.
And the music and arts festival is the perfect opportunity to have a little fun with your outfit.
But why just jazz things up with some oversized sunglasses and a fun hat?
Blue skies people. Nothing is off limits. “Slutty Pocahontas” is the look and punters are going balls to the wall on it.
Just
look at our very own Cody Simpson. He and girlfriend Gigi Hadid swung
by their local Spotlight and
spent the days leading up to the festival
hot-glue-gunning leather fringe onto everything they own.
Gigi is mad for fringing and pointless vests.
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Fringe is in, haven’t you heard? Cody and Gigi sure have.
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Keep in mind, it’s summer over in California — with temperatures reaching 30 degrees.
Statement
ponchos and vests serve no purpose in everyday life, and at a sweaty
festival surrounded by thousands of people, swathing yourself in extra
fabric is a rubbish idea.
TOP TIP: Always be cautious around people wearing fringe. You risk being violently lashed in the face and/or strangled.
Fergie doesn’t care about the face of anyone within a seven metre radius.
Exhibit A:
Fergie’s got fringe on fringe.
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And when Fergie wasn’t wearing fringe, she seemed pretty psyched to be wearing a see-through lace romper.
Fergie got sick of fringe and moved onto lace.
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But honestly, what else are you supposed to wear when hitching
a ride in a yellow convertible Hummer with Kendall Jenner and Hailey
Baldwin?
Because that’s what 40-year-old Fergie was doing. Just shooting the breeze with the two Hollywood teens.
Some things don’t need a reason.
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Another thing to consider is how you coordinate your outfit with your posse’s.
It’s
important for the group to decide on a firm style and colour palette —
and then shake it up with slight variations. Just like Diane Keaton,
Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn in the final scene of
The First Wives Club.
Who wore it best: Alessandra Ambrosio and her pals?
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Or Bette, Diane and Goldie?
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Hayley Hasselhoff looked pretty thrilled in her sheer and chic
white outfit, but there’s every chance girlfriend had a designer beer
spilt on it about five minutes after this pic was taken.
Hand washing the grass stains out of this would be a nightmare.
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As for Paris and Nicky Hilton. They were there. They were DEFINITELY there.
Christ. On. A. Bike.
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As a general rule for Coachella, and every other festival:
It’s not the 70s and this isn’t Woodstock. Please dial it down and take
that flower crown off your head.
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